From the recording Me & My Guitar
Lyrics
The Telemarketer Song<br />
Jim Buckley 7-12-08<br />
<br />
Verse<br />
I’ve been waiting for a call<br />
I’ve been waiting quite a while<br />
Then the phone finally rings<br />
And get up and I smile<br />
<br />
I go to the Kitchen<br />
And I pick up the phone<br />
But it’s just some jerk<br />
Trying to sell me a loan<br />
<br />
He says it’s a courtesy call<br />
I said it’s no courtesy at all<br />
To bother someone at home<br />
By trying to sell them a loan<br />
<br />
I said let me give you a tip<br />
Why don’t you burn your script<br />
Don’t call me again<br />
And one more thing my friend<br />
<br />
Chorus<br />
Telemarketers Suck<br />
Don’t bother me at home<br />
Don’t call me on my cell phone<br />
Telemarketers Suck<br />
<br />
Telemarketers Suck<br />
Don’t bother me at home<br />
Don’t call me on my cell phone<br />
Telemarketers Suck<br />
And I hung up<br />
And it felt Good<br />
<br />
Verse<br />
The phone rings again<br />
I really hope it’s my friend<br />
But it’s just a machine<br />
Trying to sell me the latest scheme<br />
<br />
Chorus<br />
Telemarketing Machines Suck<br />
They bother me at home<br />
They call me on my cell phone<br />
Telemarketing Machines Suck<br />
<br />
Verse<br />
So when you get that next call<br />
You’ll know just what to say<br />
Just say “No thanks, and by the way”<br />
<br />
Chorus<br />
Telemarketers Suck<br />
Don’t bother me at home<br />
Don’t call me on my cell phone<br />
Telemarketers Suck<br />
<br />
Telemarketers Suck<br />
Don’t bother me at home<br />
Don’t call me on my cell phone<br />
Telemarketers Suck<br />
And it will feel Good<br />