After a long election cycle where I took quite a beating, I was hoping to finally get some rest. But after the swearing in process yesterday things have only gotten worse. My stitches are breaking and my owner is threatening to start pulling my hair out. On behalf of dammit dolls everywhere, please stop focusing on removing and replacing Obamacare and focus on removing and replacing trump". BTW: I've got it worse than many of my brethren. I look like him. Thanks for listening.
Yesterday was the best day I've had since election day. A Big Shout Out to all the folks my owner calls 'American Patriots and Awesome Citizens of the World'. While watching the coverage yesterday he didn't beat me once. Well, there were a few minutes when he was watching Sean Spicer, but compared to the last year and half I feel like I'm on vacation. By the way, I've heard from many of my brethren who refer to yesterday as "a dammit doll day of rest". So THANKS and please help make everyday "a dammit doll day of rest". BTW: I was able to repair my broken stitches yesterday. As every dammit doll knows "a stitch in time saves nine"
Ever since that trump and his fellow trumpers showed up it's been a rough time for stress reducers like punching clowns and dammit dolls. We're really taking a beating. And the poor voodoo dolls are really suffering from all these pricks.
At least donnie only gets beatings for donnie. I have to take beatings for all these people like kellyanne, spicer, bannon, puppet pence. Sometimes he just yells damn republicans at me.
I don't blog as much as donnie, but check the bottom of the page to see what I found on our owner's laptop
1/31/2017 Who else would like to see djt in Judge Judy's courtroom while she delivers her classic lines like "put on your listening ears" and "stop peeing down my leg and telling me it's raining" on him? Just think of the ratings that would get! Must see TV!
1/31/2017 I have a great idea for reducing the National Debt. And if you elect me president I'll tell you what it is. OK, I'll tell you anyway: We have a national lotto and we sell tickets for $1.00 each. We can even put a check box on the 1040 from so that people can buy lotto tickets when they are doing their taxes. We'll only have one prize, but it'll be Huge. You get an all expense paid trip to the White House to meet with the president. He gives you a personal tour that winds up in the Oval Office. You get to sit behind the 'John-John' desk. Then you get to yell "You're Fired!" and you take over as President of the United States. Sure we'll probably get someone else who is unqualified, but think of the crazy money we could rake in. I know I'd buy a bigly amount. Guessing you would too. Democrats and Republicans, Rich and Poor, Muslims and Christians, Business Owners and Employees, and every other American would buy them. The Clintons alone would buy millions. In fact, I reckon, that people may spend most, if not all of their money on these 'golden tickets'. The side effect would be that we could not only eliminate the National Debt, we could provide services like Health Care, infrastructure, Education, Environmental Protection and on and on. So how many tickets would you buy?
1/29/17 Does this President exercise? Does this President watch his diet? My answer to both is "I don't think so". Look at any of the previous President's at the start of their term and at the end of their term. The 24/7 nature of the Office ages people. Not quite like dog years, but a lot. Even while adhering to regular exercise routines and healthy diets. This President is older than any other first term President, and he's already showing the 'weight' of the Office. He doesn't look well. Hardly able to crank up that classic smirk. Gaining lots of weight. Sounds like a zombie when he's reading the notes he's been given. And It's only been 9 days. If he survives, imagine how bad he'll look in 4 years. You can just see pence licking his lips.
1/28/17 Dear Mr. Greatest Deal Maker in the History of the World,
I've got some advice on how to become a Winner and not a Whiner. It's clear that your number one priority is having everyone cheer for you and tell you how Great you are. As one of the majority of the American voters/taxpayers who did not vote for you I'd like to offer up a Win-Win offer. I know it's against your grain to not be the only Winner, but please hear me out:
We agree to carry signs praising You at really large rallies, you know like the one the day after your Inauguration, like the one you so longed for on Inauguration Day. We'll change the name of Obamacare to Trumpcare. We'll let you paint the Rose Room, Orange. And here's the BIG ONE: We'll stop mocking you. In return you agree to stop lying. You use all the powers of the Office of President of the United States to improve the lives of the American. For instance: improve the quality of Trumpcare and make it a right of All Americans. Raise Taxes on the 1%ers which will allow you to provide Quality Services like Roads, Clean Water, Public Schools and so much more. You'll nominate decent People who put their Love of our Country first for positions in all branches of our Government. You do you say? Do we have a Deal?